Two days late and a dollar short
So, first ... it is unacceptable that it has been a month since I have posted something new, but you know how it goes ... something always comes up ...
FatDave from BileDuct.com has been giving me a lot of grief about not posting anything, so here you go Fat Dave:
I missed Steak and BJ Day ... cuz FatDave didn't tell me about it until the Ides of March, bastard ... so, then I was gonna post on that day, cuz that would be cool ... I could tell you all to beware the Ides of March ... missed it ...
Well, today is St. Patty's Day ... and I am two sheets to the wind, what better to do then to write to you about ... wait for it ... wait for it ... hotties and f-uglies ...
Hotties - not enough of them ... went to a bar, had a couple three Guinness's and the requisite Irish Car Bomb ... although sans Irish Whiskey ... and saw some hotties ... there was this one, short hair ... tight body ... just silly ... dancing to the beat of the huurting band that was playing ... Nate the Skate was infatuated ... there were some others, few and far between however ... between all the ...
F-uglies - girls should not go out on St. Patty's day and eat at a bar ... you should drink, lose your ihibitions and your shirts ... but, unfortunately, some fatties go to bars and drink a drink and then eat their sorrows away as all the guys stare at the hotties ...
So, back to the hotties ... the Bass girls were in the house tonight, and this particular bar that we went to has some silly waitresses, and ... wait for it ... the chick who hooks you with a pool table couldn't be hotter ... it is like the job applications says, "Are you hot?" If yes, continue to the next question ... If no, stop, tear this up and never come back ... our customers don't want to see fatties when they are drinking ... the marginals become hotties after a couple beers, and we don't want our customers to have to drink so much that you, fatty, become hot ... they'd be dead from alcohol poisoning ...
So the moral of this story is ... drink beer on St. Patty's day and if you are hot, make sure you at the bar that I am at ... I need something money to look at ...
FatDave from BileDuct.com has been giving me a lot of grief about not posting anything, so here you go Fat Dave:
I missed Steak and BJ Day ... cuz FatDave didn't tell me about it until the Ides of March, bastard ... so, then I was gonna post on that day, cuz that would be cool ... I could tell you all to beware the Ides of March ... missed it ...
Well, today is St. Patty's Day ... and I am two sheets to the wind, what better to do then to write to you about ... wait for it ... wait for it ... hotties and f-uglies ...
Hotties - not enough of them ... went to a bar, had a couple three Guinness's and the requisite Irish Car Bomb ... although sans Irish Whiskey ... and saw some hotties ... there was this one, short hair ... tight body ... just silly ... dancing to the beat of the huurting band that was playing ... Nate the Skate was infatuated ... there were some others, few and far between however ... between all the ...
F-uglies - girls should not go out on St. Patty's day and eat at a bar ... you should drink, lose your ihibitions and your shirts ... but, unfortunately, some fatties go to bars and drink a drink and then eat their sorrows away as all the guys stare at the hotties ...
So, back to the hotties ... the Bass girls were in the house tonight, and this particular bar that we went to has some silly waitresses, and ... wait for it ... the chick who hooks you with a pool table couldn't be hotter ... it is like the job applications says, "Are you hot?" If yes, continue to the next question ... If no, stop, tear this up and never come back ... our customers don't want to see fatties when they are drinking ... the marginals become hotties after a couple beers, and we don't want our customers to have to drink so much that you, fatty, become hot ... they'd be dead from alcohol poisoning ...
So the moral of this story is ... drink beer on St. Patty's day and if you are hot, make sure you at the bar that I am at ... I need something money to look at ...
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